How do you make musicians complain? How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows, no one ever looks at him.
The badness of a musical composition is directly proportional to the number Case of the dead musician violas in it. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why instrumental parts are written in transposed pitch.
Especially trumpet parts in E. People who feel the need to tell you that they have perfect pitch are telling you that their sense of relative pitch is defective.
The most valuable function performed by a Wagnerian opera is its ability to drown out a rock concert. You should never say anything to a sideman that even remotely sounds like a compliment unless you are prepared to pay double scale.
A string sample saved is worthless. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms will still prefer Yanni. The most powerful force in the universe is Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The one thing that unites all non-musicians, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, they all have below-average musical taste. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your musical talent.
That time is age There is a very fine line between "arranging" and "mental illness. People who want you to listen to their music almost never want to listen to yours.
There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates music for television dramas. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers - - along with TV producers and entertainment lawyers.
No group singer is normal. At least once per year, Bill Conti will become very excited and announce that: If you had to identify, in one word, the reason composers have not achieved, and never will achieve their full potential, that word would be "copyists.
If there really is a Devil who is out to destroy the universe by means of vile conspiracies, and if God decides to deliver this message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger - - Oliver Stone. But John Williams will write the score.
You should not confuse your lack of musical talent with your inferiority complex. A movie producer who is suddenly nice to you is not really a nice person.
It means he is thinking about hiring another composer, probably John Williams. No matter what happens at a recording session for example, the players shout "Bravo" and applaud somebody will still find something wrong with your music, and the producer will begin to have doubts.
When musical problems in a film arise and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. He is a budding composer.
Your friends love you, even if you are tone-deaf. Just go ahead and compose. You are sure to succeed Chop it up and make it into a xylophone. He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, "Would you like a moment to tune?
The pegs have to be parallel! After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house. Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was.
Why are harps like elderly parents? Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars. How long does a harp stay in tune? About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door. A harpist tuning unison strings.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?Music superstar Prince was found dead at his Minnesota home on Thursday. He was Authorities responded to the report of a death at Prince's Paisley Park Estate recording studio Thursday morning.
The graph, reproduced below, appears to show that being a musician in older musical genres — blues, jazz, gospel — is a relatively safe occupation, whereas performing new genres — punk, metal, and especially rap and hip-hop — is extraordinarily dangerous.
Blues musician Paul Butterfield, who was found dead May 4 in his North Hollywood apartment, was the victim of an accidental drug overdose, said an autopsy report of . Shop guitars: guaranteed low price, free shipping, 0% financing, 8% back in rewards.
For a musician, membership in a performing rights society provides a revenue stream that will be based on the popularity of the music.
The funds earned by the performing rights society are distributed to the members based on record sales and airplay.
Missing Toronto musician may already be dead and buried in tragic case of mistaken identity. The frustrating mystery of a respected Toronto musician who vanished without a trace seems to have been solved in the strangest of ways — when a man who died from a fall and was buried in August returned to the city alive and well.